I Aim to Misbehave

Some quotes to live by from my favourite show (and about to be released movie) of all time: Firefly/Serenity. This show was what got me changing my belief in government. Some people have the Bible, the Koran or some other great story... I have Firefly.

The three greatest lines [I know of as of now] are in bold.

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Mal: [After being ambushed by his buyer and winning] "Let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job, and then I get paid."

Mal: "Well look at this. 'Pears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?"
Zoë: "Big damn heroes, sir."
Mal: "Ain't... we... just."

Mal: "The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

Zoë: "Shepard, isn't the Bible kind of specific about killing?"
Book: "Very specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzy around the area of kneecaps."

Mal: "The wheel never stops turning, Badger."
Badger: "That only matters to the people on the rim."

Jayne: "Don't see much point getting involved in other people's troubles without an up-front price negotiation."
Zoë: "As I said, no-one's forcing you to go. This job is purely speculative."
Jayne: "Good. Don't know these people, don't much care to."
Mal: "They're whores."
Jayne: "I'm in."

[standing over his wounded opponent, refusing to kill him]
Mal: "You know, they say mercy is the mark of a great man."
[stabs the man]
Mal: "Guess I'm just a good man."
[stabs him again]
Mal: "Well, I'm all right."

Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Simon: "I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can. How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?"
Mal: "You don't know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed."

Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?"
Book: "'Cause how you get there is the worthier part."

Mal: "We take it to Whitefall, maybe talk to Patience."
Zoë: "Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again."
Mal: "Why not?"
Zoë: "She shot you."
Mal: "Well, yeah, she did a bit."

Simon: "Captain... why did you come back for us?"
Mal: "You're on my crew."
Simon: "You don't even like me. Why'd you come back?"
Mal: "You're on my crew. Why're we still talking about this?"

Wash: "Some people juggle geese!"

Inara: "What was the last cargo we snuck past the alliance in a transport?"
Mal: "That was..."
Inara: "What was the cargo?"
Mal: [pauses] "They were dolls."
Inara: "They were little geisha dolls with big heads that wobbled!"
Mal: [strongly]"Hey, people LOVE those!"

Saffron: "I do know my bible, sir. On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow, and he shall work in her, in and again till she bring him to his fall, and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."
Mal: "Whoa! Good bible."

Mal: "If anyone gets nosy just, you know, shoot them."
Zoë: "Shoot them?"
Mal: "Politely."

Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: 'Define "interesting".'
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys."

Mal: "I aim to misbehave."